davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via luxicorps)

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

(via 66-seals-of-fuck-you)

Another vacation post: because of the weather around the Grand Canyon, I have adapted to 50℉ conditions. I’m in Roswell, NM, and it’s 86℉, and I am suffering.

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

(via electricpoolshark)

Apparently mom and sis forgot their pillows back at the hotel. Now we have to drive back. WHOOPS.

lovelylovelyruthie:

doctor-donna-friends:

castieltherebel:

flippin daleks have the best sass lets be real, those little salt shakers of doom know how to give some of the best burns the time vortex has ever seen

salt shakers of doom

The Pepper Pots of Persecution…

(Source: sailor-amalthea, via electricpoolshark)

bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

image

(via last-flight-of-fancy)

Tags: praise

hopperlicious:

e512:

"Don’t leave your luggage unattended.", a voice says through the speakers.
Cyclonus once again reminds Tailgate to not walk off and stay close.

I swear I’m gonna print this on a shirt

(via last-flight-of-fancy)